“Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate.”
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June 2012
27 posts
May 2012
37 posts
“You are a foodie zombie, or zombie foodie, whichever. I decided, while watching The Walking Dead yesterday, that zombies are never actually full. They always just eat and eat, and never pass up a chance to eat people. Mia is potentially the same, but as a foodie her hunger is for good food. Also zombies never seem to get fat… they must have amazing metabolisms. I guess being a zombie is the ultimate diet.”
—Will - international footie star, snappy dresser, and summer student
WHEN AN APATHETIC HIPSTER IS GIVING ME BAD SERVICE AT BRUNCH
I say…
But inside I’m really…

